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11 Xmas Jokes

  1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite.
  2. A wonderful Christmas song told me to Deck The Halls….so I did. Mr. and Mrs Hall were not very happy.
  3. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    Sandy Claws.
  4. Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
    Johnny: I don’t know. What?
    Zoey: A pineapple!
  5. Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
    Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
    Moe: What did you give him last year?
    Joe: The measles.
  6. Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
    Ordep: Beats me. What?
    Pedro: Santa Claws.
  7. One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
  8. Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
  9. How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents.
  10. What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
  11. What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho’s.

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