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10 Christmas Jokes For Kids

Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight? Robert: What? Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. What do you call Santa when he stops moving? — Santa Pause. This year even the toys are stressed out! — Yeah, they came already wound up. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? — A cookie ...

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12 Christmas Jokes For Adults

Mike walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.’Tiny’, answers Mike. ‘Why’s that?’ enquires the barmaid. ‘Because he’s my newt’ concludes Mike. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
 Ice caps! Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? A: Stick with ...

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