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15 Snowman Jokes

  1. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
    Chilly sauce!
  2. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
    A puddle.
  3. What do you call a snowman in the tropics?
  4. Where do snowmen go to dance?
  5. Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? A: Owlgebra.
  6. Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? A: An abdominal snowman.
  7. Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A: A snow-fake!
  8. What was the consequence after the showgirl fell out with the snow boy?
    Answer: She gave him the cold shoulder!
  9. Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.
  10. Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snow-ladies? A: Snowballs.
  11. Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Do you smell carrots?
  12. Who are Frosty’s parents?
    Mom and Pop-Sicle!
  13. Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!
  14. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I m a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
  15. What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !

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