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12 Short Xmas Cracker Jokes

  1. What do you call a three legged donkey?
    A wonky donkey!
  2. What’s a dog’s favourite carol?   Bark, the herald angels sing
  3. What do you give a dog for Christmas?  A mobile bone
  4. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?  A Christmas Quacker.
  5. Q. Why was Cinderella no good at football?A. Because her coach was a pumpkin.
  6. Q. How do Snowman travel around?
    A. By riding an icicle.
  7. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
    Jingle Smells!
  8. What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours
  9. What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train
  10. Why are pirates called pirates?  Because they arrrrrrr!
  11. How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?  He has Santa claws!
  12.  What do you give a railway station master for Christmas?Platform shoes.

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  1. That’s a cunning answer to a chlalenging question

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