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10 Short Funny Christmas Sayings And Quotes

  1. Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then
    making me feel guilty by buying something anyway
  2. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
  3. “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”.
  4. “Two thousand years ago, the Holy family had a ramble from Nazareth to Bethlehem –. In much the same way as I’m having a ramble from Norwich to Swaffham. Although I’m not comparing myself to Jesus –. I don’t want to get bogged down in that whole controversy again.”
  5. “People can’t concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.”
  6. Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew’s Birthday.
  7. We have cancelled this year Christmas, cause Santa died laughing, when I told him you was good this year.
  8. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
  9. Dear Santa, I was good all year, well most of the year… right, sometimes… at least few times… OK, I’ll buy it myself.
  10. They all hang together but half of them don‘t work and the other half aren’t so bright.

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