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10 Santa Claus Sayings

  1. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
  2. “Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!”
  3. “Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.”
  4. Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?
  5. Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?
  6. Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.
  7. That’s the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me.
  8. All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.
  9. The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I remember going into our backyard with my parents and figuring out how to assemble, and staring at the night sky, just for hours, with both of my parents.
  10. A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

One comment

  1. Excelente nota!! Una gran alegría escuchar a una bellísima persona que nos acompaña desde hace muchos años!! cuántos lindos recuerdos!!! además….con la esperanza de volver a tenerlo en SU PINAMAR PARA AM&#aR8230;.Agrego, qué importante que son ustedes, los comunicadores, como dicen Juan.Un cariño muy grandeSusana, Abel y los chicos

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