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20 Knock Knock Christmas Jokes

  1. Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Pudding
    Pudding who?
    Pudding in your face!
  2. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Snow
    Snow who?
    Snow business like show business!
  3. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Hanna
    Hanna who?
    Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
  4. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Holly
    Holly who?
    Holly-days are here again!
  5. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Harold
    Harold who?
    Hark the Harold Angels Sing!
  6. Sean: Knock, knock.
    Fawn: Who’s there?
    Sean:
    Fawn: Murray who?
    Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
  7. Santa: Knock, knock.
    Elf: Who’s there?
    Santa:
    Elf: Olive, who?
    Santa: Olive the other reindeer.
  8. Josh: Knock, knock!
    Samantha: Who’s there?
    Josh:
    Samantha: Dexter, who?
    Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
  9. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Avery.
    Avery who?
    Avery merry Christmas to you!
  10. Knock knock
    *Who’s there?
    -Mary!
    *Mary who?
    -Merry Christmas
  11. Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Chris!
    Chris who?
    Christmas!!!!
  12. Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hanna.
    Hanna who?
    …. Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
  13. Knock, knock.
    – Who’s there?
    Wenceslas
    – Wenceslas who?
    Wenceslas train home ?
  14. Knock Knock
    Who’s there ?
    Igloo
    Igloo who ?
    Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie… !
  15. Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Hosanna
    Hosanna who?
    How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
    We have central heating and no chimney!!!!!!
  16. Knock, knock.
    – Who’s there?
    Ice
    – Ice who?
    Ice Cube !
  17. Knock, knock.
    – Who’s there?
    Ant
    – Ant who?
    Antartic!
  18. Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wayne.
    Wayne who?
    Wayne in a manger!
  19. Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Holly.
    Holly who?
    Holly-days are here again!
  20. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Believe
    Believe who?
    Do you believe in Santa Claus!

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