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10 Funny Christmas Wishes

  1. If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
  2. Christmas has been canceled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
  3. Hey you two over there,
    It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
    We’re here to bring you holiday cheer
    And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
  4. Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!
  5. Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.
  6. Please allow Jesus to Come and
    Bless people in Church on Christmas,
    If he sees you there he may not.
    So come here and have party with me.
    Merry Christmas to you
  7. Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes!
    Have a Wonderful Christmas!
  8. Christmas time; When people want their pasts forgotten and their presents remembered! Have a Memorable Holiday!
  9. Santa told me you’d been very good this year , I told him it was just lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
  10. Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year !

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