- Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!
- If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack,then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you.
Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
- Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.
- Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
- Man will live for ever
Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking)
Merry Christmas to you
- Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
- Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts
- I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
- I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.
- I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
- Since I brought the presents,
I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!
- It’s so silly that when our stomachs are gaining weightaround Christmas our wallets are losing weight. Merry Christmas.