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12 Funny Christmas Messages

  1. Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!
  2.  If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack,then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you.
    Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
  3. Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.
  4. Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
  5. Man will live for ever
    Because of Christmas
    (Because of Christmas Day drinking)
    Merry Christmas to you
  6. Let us rejoice and enjoy
    Has lord has given this day
    to drink as much you want
    Happy Christmas
  7. Do not expect Santa
    They all are Drunk and flat
    Merry Christmas without gifts
  8. I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
    Have two drinks and look
    Merry Christmas
  9. I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.
  10. I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
    I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
  11. Since I brought the presents,
    I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!
  12. It’s so silly that when our stomachs are gaining weightaround Christmas our wallets are losing weight. Merry Christmas.

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