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12 Funny Christmas Jokes

  1. Why is Christmas just like your job?
    You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
  2. Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
    He only comes once a year.
  3. Sean: Knock, knock.
    Fawn: Who’s there?
    Sean: Murray.
    Fawn: Murray who?
    Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
  4. Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
    Bill: Beats me.
    Will: In a snow bank
  5. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
    Claustrophobia!
  6. Why does Santa have three gardens?
    So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
  7. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
    A Holly Davidson!
  8. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
    Freeze a jolly good fellow
  9. What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

    Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  10. What do you call a cat in the desert?

    Sandy Claws!
  11. Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
    Jim: Huh?
    Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
  12. Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?
     It doesn’t have legs.

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