- Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
- It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List.
A heart is always where the love is
This Christmas a love that will stay
Make things work in your favor
And you will really find a way
May this Christmas be more amazing for you
Wishing you Merry Christmas all the way
May all your wishes come true this day!
- Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.
- Hasn’t Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
- This Christmas let’s try to keep things in their proper perspective.
After all, credit cards do have their limits.
- My goal this Christmas is to be on both lists: Naughty and Nice.
- Christmas shopping for your parents is easy.
Just buy them clothes you wouldn’t get caught dead in.
- This year you was not good… You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
- I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!