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15 Elf Jokes

  1. What kind of music do elves like best?
    “Wrap” music!
  2. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
    Ten!  One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!
  3. What is the favorite food of elves?
    Answer: “Elf”-aghetti!
  4. How did elves climbed up to the top of Santa’s Castle?
    Answer: Using an “Elf”-evator.
  5. What is an elf’s favorite food?
    Shrimp!
  6. Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
    Cinder-“elf”-a!
  7. What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
    “First, YULE LOGon”!
  8. Why do elves make good house guests?
    They only stay for a short tme.
  9. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
    Ten!  One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!
  10. What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
  11. How do you describe a rich elf?
    Welfy
  12. Q: What type of photographs to Santa’s little helpers take?
    A: Elfies.
  13. Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?
    Answer: “Re-tail” store.
  14. Why reindeer is wet?
    Answer: “Rain”-deer.
  15. Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
    Answer: Comet!

One comment

  1. No, he’s calling me out and it’s appropo. However you spell it. I was braggy about it. But mostly when I take a great meal, I’m squirming with glee anticipating the family’s enjoyment.Peter, you’re a smart guy and I appreciate what you wrote. Kind of nails it.Mcq, Bill has never made a meal for compassionate service as1#enmgnts&i82s1;I have never asked a man. In fact, you

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