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12 Cracker Jokes

  1. What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps
  2. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?He pulled a cracker
  3.  What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?One day my prints will come
  4.  When do vampires like racing?When it’s neck and neck
  5. What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of?
    You!
  6.  What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?Your teeth!
  7.  What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?Jingle Smells!
  8. What’s the best Christmas present you could receive?A broken drum, you just can’t beat it
  9. What award goes to designers of doorknockers?
    A no bell prize
  10. How can you tell if Santa is a werewolf?He has Santa Claws
  11. What do you get if you cross a lion with snow?
    Frostbite
  12. What do elves learn at school?
    The elf-abet

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