- What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps
- What did Santa do when he went speed dating?He pulled a cracker
- What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?One day my prints will come
- When do vampires like racing?When it’s neck and neck
- What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of?
- What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?Your teeth!
- What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?Jingle Smells!
- What’s the best Christmas present you could receive?A broken drum, you just can’t beat it
- What award goes to designers of doorknockers?
A no bell prize
- How can you tell if Santa is a werewolf?He has Santa Claws
- What do you get if you cross a lion with snow?
- What do elves learn at school?