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Christmas Jokes

December means Christmas celebration and Christmas celebration means a lot of fun and enjoyment. This is your duty to entertain everyone around you in Christmas month and it’s hard to make laugh anyone without funny Christmas jokes. Sending and telling best Christmas jokes are most popular activity in December. Create a humorous atmosphere around you with best Christmas jokes ever.

This is the best holiday time of the year so don’t waste your Christmas holidays sitting idle. Visit outside, go to your friend’s home, go to a party or anywhere and just start entertaining everyone with best Christmas jokes. Doing this will definitely alive you in everyone’s heart and on next Christmas, they will be waiting to see you.

Telling jokes and stories before sleeping is old and traditional thing. Kids as well as teenagers also love to hear jokes and stories from their grandparents or parents. Christmas is best time to do these types of activities and stay connected with our tradition.

Do some funny activity on the Christmas table this evening and start telling funny Christmas jokes to everyone. Scroll down this page and you will find a huge collection of Xmas Jokes and Christmas jokes for kids. Browse all jokes and you can make Christmas jokes cards by writing these jokes on cards.

15 Christmas Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet? They log on. What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch. Why did the pine tree get in trouble? Because it was being knotty. What did the trees wear to Mother Nature’s pool party? Swimming trunks! A crime was committed in the forest, and the police are stumped. ...

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12 Cracker Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps What did Santa do when he went speed dating?He pulled a cracker  What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?One day my prints will come  When do vampires like racing?When it’s neck and neck What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of? You!  What’s the best thing to ...

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16 Short Christmas Jokes

When is Santa’s favorite time of year? The flalalalalalalala days What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis. The Three Wise Men sound very generous but you’ve got to remember those gifts were joint Christmas and birthday presents. Christmas is rubbish. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross. The judge asked the defendant what he was ...

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10 Funny Santa Jokes

Christmas is a baby shower that 
went totally 
overboard. The holiday 
season:
a deeply religious 
time that each of us 
observes, in his own way, by going to the 
 mall of his choice. Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Brandon: I give up. Trey: Frostbite. Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Mark: ...

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15 Christmas Cracker Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! What does a frog do if his car breaks down?  He gets it toad away. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A nervous wreck. What does Miley ...

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10 Christmas Jokes For Kids

Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight? Robert: What? Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. What do you call Santa when he stops moving? — Santa Pause. This year even the toys are stressed out! — Yeah, they came already wound up. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? — A cookie ...

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12 Christmas Jokes For Adults

Mike walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.’Tiny’, answers Mike. ‘Why’s that?’ enquires the barmaid. ‘Because he’s my newt’ concludes Mike. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
 Ice caps! Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? A: Stick with ...

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11 Xmas Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. A wonderful Christmas song told me to Deck The Halls….so I did. Mr. and Mrs Hall were not very happy. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? Sandy Claws. Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a ...

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13 Santa Jokes

What do you call a dog who works for Santa? Santa Paws! You never actually see Santa, only his “assistants”. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. Santa doesn’t really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he’s the one who everybody credits with the work. Santa doesn’t ...

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12 Funny Christmas Jokes

Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year. Sean: Knock, knock. Fawn: Who’s there? Sean: Murray. Fawn: Murray who? Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all! Will: Where do snowmen keep their money? Bill: ...

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