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16 Christmas Jokes Or Riddles

  1. What kind of bird can write?
    A. A pen-guin
  2. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
    A. Santa Clues!
  3. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    A. It’s Christmas, Eve.
  4. Q: Name the child’s favorite Christma king?
    A: A stocking.
  5. Q: What do call Santa when he stops moving?
    A: Santa Pause!
  6. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
    A merry Christmas to ewe!
  7. What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
    Best vicious of the season!
  8. Who is never hungry at Christmas?
    The turkey – he’s always stuffed!
  9. Who’s working at MI5 on Christmas Day?
    Mince spies!
  10. What did one angel say to the other angel?
    Halo there!
  11. What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
    Take me to your heater.
  12. What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
    Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
  13. Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
    A: A candle
  14. Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
    A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
  15. Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
    A: A fire!
  16. Q: What has hands but can not clap?
    A: A clock

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