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10 Christmas Jokes For Kids

  1. Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
    Robert: What?
    Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
  2. What do you call Santa when he stops moving? — Santa Pause.
  3. This year even the toys are stressed out! — Yeah, they came already wound up.
  4. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? — A cookie sheet.
  5. Q. What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
    A. Santa walking backwards!
  6. Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
    A. Mooooey Christmas!
  7. Where do snowmen go to dance?  A.  snow ball!
  8. What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? — Jungle Bells.
  9. What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich? — Peanut butter and jolly.
  10. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? — A snowball.

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