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10 Christmas Humor

  1. When you stop believing in Santa Claus
    is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
  2. Dear Santa If you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.My mother told me to write to you and say thanks for the train set. My dad plays with it all the time.
  3. Santa Claus’ sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.  He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, ‘Can you help me fix my toboggan, please?”Sorry,’ the car driver replied, ‘I’m not a mechanic – I’m a chiropodist.”In that case,’ said Santa, ‘Please can you give me a tow?’  [Toe]
  4. Santa gets ticketed by police – what a killjoy!
  5. What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It’s Saint-NICKEL-LESS
  6. What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays the dragon and the other drags the slay.
  7. Why can’t you trust baked goods during the holidays? It might be a minced spy.
  8. What did the snowman eat? Icebergs with chilli sauce.
  9. What do you call a blind reindeer?. I have no eye deer
  10. What’s a good Christmas tip?
    Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

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